The One With The Stalker

I seem to be having a problem with a stalker eye infection. It’s been stalking me for months now and every time I seem to get ill, my eyes turn black, and I suddenly look like I’ve gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. After the last time it happened, I seem to have a lump stick around on my eye. Wasn’t painful but made me a tad sensitive to light (you can call me Count Emma) and it looks rather unsightly, after a few weeks I decided I should probably go to the doctors who told me it was a harmless cyst and that the dose of antibiotics he was going to give me should clear it up.

It didn’t clear it up. Instead it somehow skipped, hopped and jumped into the other end and I became unwell at the same time. My energy was sucked out of me, and I was walking around with two eyes that looked like golf balls. I was shipped around from hospital to doctors to hospital who finally decided because my glands were up that I had a virus which I just needed to sit and wait out. I’m back to having to normal size eyes again but I still have that Meibomian cyst (whatever you do, do not google image search this if you’re squeamish). I dare not go back for anymore anti-biotics after becoming ill after taking them. Instead, I’m going to leave it for a while and see if it will get better by itself.

I think I might try out the whole tea bag on eye thingamajig if anything it’s a great excuse to drink lots of tea!